Stolen Sharpie Upgrade

All the cool kids want one! Oh yes, it's a stainless steel, refillable sharpie. Wow. Every once in a while I come across something I didn't know I needed until I found it.

My Stapler Has Been Bedazzled

My friends Rachael and Tamara got this for me. They say pink rhinestones always make them think of me. I have no idea why.

My Documents Demand Bling

So I bought them a very fancy USB Drive. Triple C's Glamnoir sells jump drives that do a good job of making my documents feel special, although they don't seem to carry them in pink anymore. How sad.